Magazine Day: Zombie Us Weekly!

Things started out innocently with this week’s Us Weekly.

Or maybe innocently isn’t quite right since Kristen Stewart cheating on Rob Pattinson isn’t the most  innocent thing. We’ve been pretty into that story in this house because Lee loves her for being such a…Kristen Stewart. And we’ve been staying up-to-date on all the happenings with regular reads of The Superficial. So it’s all old news when we read about it in Us Weekly.

But what I wasn’t expecting is the appearance of several celebrities turning into zombies in this week’s issue. Some may say there were just printing errors, but I say it’s pretty clear what’s happening. I turned to this page and noticed some problems:

The Royals are turning into zombies! Can’t tell? Let me zoom in for you:

This next one really got me. I’m not sure Justin Timberlake was even aware he was turning! I added some arrows to help you see his zombie-ness.

Poor Monica and her daughter couldn’t escape zombie-ness (or the rain) either.

And last zombie celebrity? Charlize Theron. You can see it coming in the eyes.

And in non-zombie related news: I can only say, “Oh, Miley. What are you ever wearing?”

If you’re wondering, our favorite Olympian so far this year is Missy Franklin. She just seems so fun and happy, and she was our favorite in the Call Me Maybe video.

Not our favorite? Rihanna. She’s pretty gross all around. And I don’t understand this. I know that I don’t wear makeup, so I’m far from an expert on these matters, but why would you need to apply lipstick while you’re in the ocean, snorkeling or whatever it is she’s doing? (Also, I initially read this as Aquatic Pimping, which made me even more confused.)

And one more informational item: Rachel Bilson is really advertising these Magnum ice cream bars. I tried them this week, and they were good, but not nearly as heavenly as I thought they would be from her ads.

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