Magazine Day: I’m a Slacker

For what feels like the millionth time, I slacked off on my magazine day posts, but they’re always fun, so I’m just going to pretend there’s been no break and get back to it, sharing my views on last week’s Us Weekly before the new one comes out in a couple days. (I did explain last week why I’d be such a slacker for a couple weeks or so at least.)

Well, my comeback magazine day post is for the hot bodies issue, and I’m not going to include any of the hot bodies article, but I’ll at least show you the cover. A lot of celebrities have hot bodies, and personal trainers, and all that stuff. Blah blah blah. Boring.

Let’s just look at the random amusing things from this issue instead, okay?

Now we love Thor, but I have to say that he does not look like he wants anybody to meet his girl. More like, “Stay away from my baby.”

Sometimes it’s so funny that we let our girls read Us Weekly. Especially when they read it before us. One of them (and I know it’s a little terrible that I can’t remember which one) came and told me that she saw in Us Weekly that Angelina’s pregnant again! Apparently it was based on this page. Because they look through the pictures and don’t read. I think it was Reagan because that’s how she does it. Jenny actually does read it and believes every single word.

I’m including this page because Kristen Stewart’s is one of Lee’s favorite girls. She’s pretty terrible, but what we call Kristen-Stewart-face cracks us up in all of her pictures. I’m totally cool with her tennis-shoes-wearing habit though.

Oh, this page. There’s Miley in that special outfit. And Bobbi Kristina looking exactly like Bobby Brown, including the gap in the teeth. And whatever that pose is Justin Bieber has going on. Katy Perry just looks normal, which is kind of strange.

Look at Ashley Olsen! Without weird clothes or makeup, she so looks like little Michelle from Full House.

Don’t you just have to love Schmidt? His face just makes you smile.

This article had Jenny so worried about Britney. Really, do you know how stressed out Britney is about being on this show?

I mean, do you see what she did to her fingernails? That’s what really got to Jenny.

I forgot. I did include one picture from the Hot Bodies section. And I’m going to apologize in advance for sounding a little mean, but I was so distracted in all these pictures of Kelly Rowland because her belly button is such a big crater. Why did she have to show it off? I would never show anyone my belly button, and I firmly believe that belly buttons are gross. Especially after you have kids. Or maybe this is just all about me. I’m sorry for being rude, Kelly Rowland.

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