This week was one of those weeks where you know magazine publishers hate that they are always a little bit behind on big news because of publishing schedules. So US Weekly still had this on the sidebar on the cover:
(My pictures are even worse than usual because I had the camera on the wrong setting until I went to upload the pictures. And then I didn’t feel like re-taking them.)
Anyway, I think the vacation didn’t work. Or maybe they didn’t bother to go since Demi’s probably been planning to file for divorce for a few weeks now.
The big feature on the cover was about William and Kate though. If anyone’s wondering, I’m also ready for them to have a baby. I used to think I didn’t care what was going on with the royals at all, but then I got so into their wedding that I couldn’t believe it, and now I read all the articles about them. Anyway, could you imagine if this was your house?
Yes, I am ready for a Dawson’s Creek reunion. I don’t care if that makes me seem uncool (as opposed to everything else I’ve posted about that makes it clear that I’m uncool).
I’m so glad Justin Timberlake followed through and went to this ball. He’s awesome. I saw that Jackie (Mila Kunis) also went. I thought Justin would and she wouldn’t, but I’m glad they both did.
I know this picture is even blurrier than the others, but I think it’s still clear that Bill Clinton and Keith Richards are both looking so old and faded.
I love Stars – They’re Just Like Us. It’s one of my favorite parts of the magazine every week. I don’t love Ellen Pompeo though. I think she clearly knew there were some cameras around, too, because who smiles like that when feeding the meter?
What’s up with Faith Hill’s weird hair? According to Go Fug Yourself (and you know they’re always right), “Maybe that’s why she looks like she stuck her head out the window of the limo — she figured, “Well, the glaring white gown will be blinding everyone so I’d better get rock-and-roll with my head.”
I’m not sounding very friendly this week, but I don’t like Nicki Minaj either. And I don’t understand why she was included in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. But I do love that Jenny calls her Nicki Ma-ninja. Like that’s how she thinks her name is pronounced. For real.
What do you think it’s like to be as cool as Gwen Stefani and Zuma? I wouldn’t know. I mean, seriously, check him out.
is hilarious. I think the biggest sign of trouble was that THEY DON’T LIKE EACH OTHER.
My picture of my favorite quote from this issue was so blurry that I’m just going to type it out here instead of posting the picture:
“When she’s biting into a steak sandwich, and there’s sauce dripping down her chin, there’s nothing sexier.” Said by Gale (Liam Hemsworth) to describe when he’s most attracted to Miley. Um, okay.
And someone in this household was very excited about the Entertainment Weekly cover:
It was Jenny, who’s suddenly the biggest Twilight fan ever. She’s been reading Breaking Dawn and ignoring her friends all weekend because she wants to know the rest of the story before Part 2 comes out next year.